From the stories I have heard and the leftover wacky ideas that still pop up every once in a while, I'm shocked Chris survived past 13 years old. The amount of knives, fires and improvised explosive devices this man has dealt with in his life is astonishing.
Last week he discovered a hornets nest in the fireplace in our kitchen and decided that the best way to eradicate them was to light the fire and sit next to it with a barbecue lighter. He individually torched any brave soul who tried to escape the inferno.
Two weeks ago Connor got a helium balloon at a birthday party and promptly let go of it in our 20 foot ceiling living room. It has been a decorative fixture ever since. This morning, Chris decided he was tired of it. After a few shots at it with a nerf cross bow and an inventive use of the telescoping light bulb changer stink thingie, Lego balloon is resting peacefully in the garbage can.
I never said the hair-brained ideas weren't effective. 
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