That sweet, sweet day is coming. The
last day of summer vacation is only a week away. There have been
some good times, some not so good times, some happy times, some sad
times and oh my heavens to Betsy there have been some messes!! Don't
get me wrong, my house is always messy. My sons still don't
understand that there is not a magic fairy who goes through our house
cleaning up their messes and fixing everything that they have
destroyed that day. I do my best to make them clean up after
themselves and try to help them understand that they need to be
respectful of our home and our belongings, but they JUST DONT GET IT!
The school year mess is bad enough but it pales in comparison to the
summertime mess. Dirty clothes, spills, dried play
dough/putty/unknown substance, urine on EVERYTHING in the bathroom,
stained upholstery, smears and spots and stains oh my!
The first thing this child does every
morning after he gets up is pull all of the bedding off of his bed. We wouldn't want your sheets to get in the way of such things as destroying the rest of your room.
Every large box that enters the house
is used for a spaceship/time machine/race car etc. And God forbid I
try to throw the boxes away.
The playroom...nuff said.
The walkway that is open to our living
room is apparently an excellent launch pad. Things go flying and mysteriously no one knows who threw it.
Little bits of random trash strewn
about. Who needs garbage cans when you have your entire house to dump your junk?!
The TP is NEVER put on the roll. Ever.
This one is mine...the amount of
laundry coming thru this place is incredible. And I despise laundry.
Despise. Just shut the door and act like it isnt there.
Costumes and weapons. Costumes and
weapons. Costumes and weapons.
Hey, here is a fun game. I am going to
put everything I own into my closet!!
Forts. Sofa cushions that somehow
never make it back to their homes even though, "momma we promise we will clean it up!"
And finally, the handprints. I never
realized there were so many smearable surfaces in my house. I don't
even want to know what was on his hands that could leave such an
intense print.
Eeeewwww.
So next time I am complaining about our house mess between August 22 and June 5, someone remind me that I ain't seen nothing yet yet!
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