Tuesday, April 12, 2011

I think I am worth at least $300 grand!

My cousin posted a comment on his facebook page today that said he read a study that said that if stay at home moms were paid for their work they would make about $170,000 per year. I started thinking about it and I think I am worth WAY more than that!! Breakdown:
Full time childcare for a two year old (this is about to double with Charlie): $15/hr 24 hours a day, 7 days a week $2520/week
Live In Housekeeper (I admit that I suck at this one so I might make less): $1000/week
Sending out Laundry: $1.50/pound and 20 pounds per week $30/week
Personal assistant/grocery shopper/errand runner: $500/week
Driver (airport trips/car drop off etc): $30/trip about $100/week
Personal Chef: $1000/week (seriously! I looked it up!)
Handyman/homerepair: $100/hr at 2 hours per week $200/week

By my calculations that comes out to $5350/week and a grand total of $278,200/year. And that is not even including one of the most expensive line items...Prostitute! Now, I am not a cheapie-pick-me-up-on-the-street-corner kind of girl.
Hooker: $1000 a pop and 3/week (ok, not right now but I am pregnant so give me a break! But in THEORY) $3000/week

So that's an extra $156,000/year.

According to my calculations I should earn about $434,200. Where's my check?! ;)

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