Thursday, June 9, 2011

Tonight's Pregnancy Menu

Tonight's menu of aches and pains:

Sciatica served on a bed of dislocated hip

Pinched neck nerve served with a side of shooting pain down the arm finished with a clenched hand

Fresh lower abdominal stretch mark with a cherry red glaze

Hmm...I think I'll have the pinched neck nerve. No...why not try all three.

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